Good news! Patch’s blood work and urine are all healthy. He’s not terminal, maybe just a little anemic from flea bites (bath time!) and a bit feverish; the vet prescribed antibiotics for him for fourteen days. Patch is still hanging out in the closet, but he chirped at me when I poked my head in to see how he was doing. He still isn’t grooming himself, so I do it for him. I think he used the litter box, though.
Good news! Patch’s blood work and urine are all healthy. He’s not terminal, maybe just a little anemic from flea bites (bath time!) and a bit feverish; the vet prescribed antibiotics for him for fourteen days. Patch is still hanging out in the closet, but he chirped at me when I poked my head in to see how he was doing. He still isn’t grooming himself, so I do it for him. I think he used the litter box, though.

Patch, the tame stray I sometimes post about, is now living indoors with me. I noticed last week how emaciated he was, even though he still had an appetite, and knew he was old; he’s seventeen, a good old age for any cat, particularly an outdoor one. I did not want him to die in the neighbor’s garage as his brother did, so last night I carried him into the house, gave him a sponge bath, and showed him where the litter box was. He’s uncertain, but adjusting.
Mom, who just came home from a four-day business trip, isn’t thrilled about having a cat with fleas and a possible contagious illness inside, but she’ll have to deal with it at least until Patch’s blood work comes back and his low grade fever goes down. Yes, I took him to the vet today. He can’t be vaccinated until he’s well, if he recovers, and can’t have a proper bath because it would stress him out further. But he doesn’t have many fleas, mostly dirt, and that can be taken care of quite easily.
Molly is being a dear about it. Of course, she was all over me during the night, purring and rubbing, and a little uncertain about a second cat, but she knows and likes Patch, and is leaving him alone. He’s made his nest in a bedroom closet.

Patch and his late brother Scratch.
I’m sorry it didn’t work out. I prefer print books, too. Please, if you were holding out for print, buy the e-book. Orestes: The Young Lion, too. Yes, I am working on the second book in the trilogy, though it won't be out until next year. And tell your friends. You like Greek legends and heroes, right? The Trojan War? I could really use some love here. Both books are available on Kindle, Mobipocket, Nook, and other electronic formats.
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joyful_molly posted a recipe last week, I thought I would share one, too. I can and do cook, being self-taught, and the best thing I make is spaghetti. Mom loves my spaghetti. Bear with me. I’ve never done this before, so don't hit me if I sound retarded.
Zim’s Flavorful Spaghetti:
(Note: I don’t really measure out ingredients, so I’ll try to approximate the measurements).
1 pound lean ground beef
1 golden onion or 2 shallots
1/4 cup red cooking wine
3 tablespoons olive oil
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon basil
Salt and pepper to taste
Your choice of pasta
Your choice of sauce
Moisten large skillet with olive oil and allow to warm on medium to high heat. Once oil is hot, place ground beef in skillet and brown, draining excess water and oil as needed, and breaking up meat. Add basil and garlic powder. Once meat is reasonably brown, but not yet fully cooked, add red wine and simmer for a few minutes. The wine and basil add a light sweetness to the meat.
Drain wine and excess fluids. Add shallots or onions (you can also add chopped mushrooms, bell peppers, etc) and stir until cooked. I always wait until the meat is fully cooked to add other ingredients. Add sauce and mix. Very soon, I am going to try my hand at making my own sauce. I prefer a nice bolognese or marinara.
I think everyone knows how to make pasta, right? I always start the water boiling, then start on the meat once the pasta goes into the pot. The meat sauce takes less than ten minutes to prepare.
I would not revisit my teenage years for anything, because bullying is so much worse now, with the Internet, and a culture that has become even more callous and vicious. I would not have been able to escape the pain in a world with Facebook and YouTube. Already suffering from depression, I probably would have become a statistic, one of those unfortunate young people driven to suicide by their peers. There were days when I did not want to go to school, did not even want to get out of bed in the morning, and, in fact, did stay home whenever I could get away with it.
When it came time to take the high school senior class picture, I hid in the gym bathroom and cried while the other students gathered on the football field. I did it again when my dance production group took their picture. I did not go to the prom and did not even want to attend my own high school graduation. At best, I did not think anyone cared, and at worst, I was afraid some of the other students would laugh or boo me, as they had done at my junior high graduation.
That was more than twenty-two years ago, but inside I still resonate from those early days when I was teased. I do not go out much, or seek intimate relationships. I have doubts about my abilities, even though I have earned two degrees and can do a great many things, because there has been so much rejection in my life. I have refused to attend any of my high school reunions. I have nothing to say to those people. Bullying is forever. It replays itself like a digital recording, leaving scars long after the bully retreats, moves away or finds another target, and the physical taunting stops. Because the bully is always there, like a shadow.
Orestes: The Young Lion on Amazon and Smashwords.
Helen’s Daughter on Amazon and Smashwords.
Also, I tried out for Wheel of Fortune. Yes, THAT Wheel of Fortune. I was not nervous. They make you very comfortable, and the audition was a lot of fun. I made it as a finalist. I’ll know in the next two weeks whether or not I will be on the show. For local contestants, they make you serve one day as an alternate, to cover any absences, but if you don’t go up as an actual contestant on that first day, you will go on the second.
Phaze has just published The Sacred King, the sequel to last year's Claiming Ariadne. Go forth and buy. And I also have Helen's Daughter (historical, not erotica) available at Amazon Kindle and Smashwords.
Looking for ways to promote my latest release, The Young Lion. If you have not bought your copy yet, please do. And if you like it, please leave a review and pass the word to your friends. It's far cheaper on Kindle ($2.99) than it will be in print ($23), and it is a cut above anything else I have written before. No writing a story around sex scenes. Far superior in terms of copy editing and formatting. And there's a map!
I don't know why Amazon and CreateSpace make self-published print so horribly expensive. There's no logic in it, because it's print-on-demand, with no overhead. Therefore, it should be cheaper than traditional paperbacks. I only decided to pursue a print option to go along with the ebook because not everyone has Kindle.
The asshole across the street has been trapping cats and shipping them to the Animal Shelter, and then, when asked, says "Oh, s/he got mauled by a dog/hit by a car/etc., and ad nauseum." Liar. Fucking liar. How fucking stupid do you think I am? Baby Kat hasn't been around for days. I have a collar on Patch. Yeah, it's pink and makes him look like a fruit, but you KNOW that's MY cat. Keep your itchy fingers off. If you don't want him sleeping in your garage, then clear it out, move your piece of shit old car, and properly CLOSE the garage the way I blocked off access to under my house.
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